I was going to go see Barry Manilow, but SC would never have forgiven me, so I went to Star Trek instead.


If I look morose, it's because I just found what I want to be buried in.



Quark's Bar had a wriggling gakh worm in a bottle.

Anyone want a game?
The only Apple machine that has done something productive.
This is depressingly bigger than my new apartment.
Star Trek CCG players can be assured I did not randomly select Tosk to be photographed.
Airport Screener: "Sir, knives are not allowed on board flights."
Me: "Knife?! This is the ancient Sword of Kahless, critical to the future of the Klingon Empire"
Airport Screener: "You have the right to remain silent."
Schwarzenegger's ex-wife.


I was depressed I couldn't afford this.
So I got drunk at Quark's Bar.
And started a fight with a Klingon.
Who came out worse, you or the Klingon? ;)
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