Jul 17, 2007

Las Vegas, Day 2 (Part 2)

The Hilton interior is almost as nice as Paris. I like the line chandeliers.

Now, if I was a blithering idiot, I might think that the fact that I won $21 in poker tonight was a sign that I'm a good player, in spite of my previous loss of $55 in poker yesterday. Now, while some have claimed that I am an idiot with a tendency to blither, I contend that they are mistaken. I have already used my $21 in winnings to commission a conservative think tank to produce a report challenging the consensus on this issue. It will state that the science is far from conclusive and that the widespread belief in my idiocy is a fabrication of the liberal media.

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